Welcome Kev..... If you can't find what you're after here, I'll be suprised. I don't know of any other "Tiling fetish sites" out there!
Welcome on board Kevin, If you want to drop your details through to sales@schluter.co.uk we will arrange to send you a Schlüter-TILER-KIT consisting of a 17 litre mixing bucket and lid, with a 4 x 3 Karl Dahm Trowel and a 5 m Tape for FREE. Will even chuck in a polo shirt if you let us know your size. Carl